I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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