So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I need a burrito and a hug.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
