If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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