I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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