...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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