At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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