I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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