She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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