i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Randomize
