So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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