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We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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