so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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