i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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