Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
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