but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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