They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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