Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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