Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Randomize
