So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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