my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I want a musical about memes.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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