I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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