you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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