I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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