People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Randomize
