i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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