I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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