i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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