i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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