what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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