belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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