I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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