the new term for farting is butt boxing.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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