So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
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