therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
how drunk are you?
Several
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Randomize
