I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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