clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Randomize
