Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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