I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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