i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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