So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
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