Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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