she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
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