Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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