In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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