Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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