He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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