i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
