exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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