I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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