Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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