I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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